1986 - 1991 - Tony Recordings
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Also No Real Title
Apache Jam
Breakout
cabbage & tonyxmas
casio sk1 brady bunch sounds
Commie High Rap
Cruisin Song (orig)
Cruisin Song
Don't Leave Me Hangin On
drunken m1 performance
drunken opus
hold on (tony sings badly)
Hold On
m1 malfunction
Mellow Guitar Thing
Mellow Sax Thing
Night Ranger Song
Paranoia (inst - bad quality)
Patty 1-4
StoNeD
The Ballad Of Penellope Pineapple
The Day You Looked Into My Eyes
The Parting
Track Fretless Bass Abomination
Walking On A Beach
Watch Out (orig)
Watch Out
writing krystonia
1987 - 1988 - Tony Julie Recordings
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falling (orig)
Falling
The Day You Looked Into My Eyes
Then Along Came You (Julie, Weird Lyrics)
Watch Out (Julie & Scott)
We Were Meant To Be (Julie)
1987 - 1990 - Tony Kelly Recordings
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01 - Why'd You Leave Me Here
02 - Then Along Came You
03 - Out In The Night
04 - We Were Meant To Be
05 - Love's Bite (inst)
06 - Going To Hell In A Chicken Basket
07 - Can You Please Forgive Me
08 - He's My Best Friend
09 - Kelly's Rap
Can You Please Forgive Me (inst)
Love's Bite (really bad quality)
Out In The Night (Original)
Then Along Came You (inst)
Then Along Came You (original)
We Were Meant To Be (scotts)
Why'd You Leave Me Here (original)
Why'd You Leave Me Here (scotts take 2)
Why'd You Leave Me Here (scotts)
Why'd You Leave Me Here
1990 - Name Of The Album (with Dan Brad Scott John)
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None Of The Above - Name Of The Album - 01 - Anyone Can Rap
None Of The Above - Name Of The Album - 02 - Cruisin Downtown
None Of The Above - Name Of The Album - 03 - The Muffin Man
None Of The Above - Name Of The Album - 04 - Anyone Can Rap (scott, john)
None Of The Above - Name Of The Album - 05 - Walk This Way
None Of The Above - Name Of The Album - 06 - Cabbage Head
None Of The Above - Name Of The Album - 07 - Title Track
None Of The Above - Name Of The Album - 08 - Blue Box
None Of The Above - Name Of The Album - 09 - Don't Join The Air Force
None Of The Above - Name Of The Album - 10 - Shit Cookie (original)
1990 - Tony Mike Recordings
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First Bass
Riding A Motorcycle At Night
Stretchpants
1991 - No Smurfing Zone
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None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 01 - Little Bits Of Blue
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 02 - Shit Cookie
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 03 - Happy Car Song
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 04 - Dumb Song
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 05 - American Woman
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 06 - Don'tcha Wanna Fuck
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 07 - Cabbage Head
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 08 - Baby I Love You Truly
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 09 - Mondays
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 10 - Barforama
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 11 - Bill Bonds Vs. Godzilla
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 12 - Pizza Driver
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 13 - Hamster Wheel (original)
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 14 - Love Is A Lie
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 15 - I Hate No Poptarts
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 16 - YYZ (acapella)
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 17 - The Cow Said Moo
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 18 - One Chord Song
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 19 - Dreamcastles
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 20 - You Really Are The One
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 21 - Death in my sleep at 344am
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 22 - Poffles Goes Ice Skating
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 23 - Krystonia Main Title
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 24 - Frustrated Love
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 25 - Death Of The Iguana
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 26 - Hold On
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 27 - Going to the Moon
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 28 - He's My Best Friend
None Of The Above - No Smurfing Zone - 29 - You're Never Alone
1992 - Tomatoe Potatoe
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None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 01 - Tidal Wave
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 02 - Killer Station Wagon
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 03 - Hoppy Frog
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 04 - Robotic Jesus
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 05 - Bad Idea
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 06 - Dr. Grumpus
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 07 - Circus Song
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 08 - Hamster In Your Hair
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 09 - Spaghetti
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 10 - Spring
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 11 - Hamburger Buffet
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 12 - You're Walking Backwards Again
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 13 - Birthday Party
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 14 - Pedestal
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 15 - Louie Louie
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 16 - Drum Machine Error
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 17 - Happy Face
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 18 - Fish Piano
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 19 - The Nethack Song
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 20 - Eleanor Rigby
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 21 - Secret Message 1
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 22 - You'll Never Remember
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 23 - Happy 50's Song
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 24 - Mindy Is Not Coming Over
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 25 - Oingo Boingo Song
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 26 - I'm Not Stopping
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 27 - Hangover
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 28 - Hamster Wheel_Death Of A Hamster
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 29 - Cruisin Downtown
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 30 - Traffic Jam
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 31 - Devolving Earth
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 32 - 1300's Song
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 33 - Bad Day
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 34 - Answering Machine
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 35 - Going To Hell In A Chicken Basket
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 36 - The Hall Of Shame
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 37 - Dan's Doing The Puzzle
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 38 - Popeye The Sailor Man
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 39 - Sing Hey La Dee Dee
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 40 - Miss Holly's Opus Pt. 1-2
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 41 - In the Air Tonight
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 42 - Anyone Can Rap
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 43 - John's Song
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 44 - Response 1 To John's Song
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 45 - Response 2 To John's Song
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 46 - Response 3 To John's Song
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 47 - Response 4 To John's Song
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 48 - Stairway To Heaven (Harmonic)
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 49 - Goodbye Blue Sky
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 50 - Answering Machine Message 2
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 51 - Owner Of A Lonely Heart
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 52 - Secret Piano Song
None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - 53 - Secret Message 2
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Mommy's Got A Migraine - 01 - I'm God
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Mommy's Got A Migraine - 02 - Taking Out The Trash
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Mommy's Got A Migraine - 03 - Bored_Cnn Junkie
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Mommy's Got A Migraine - 04 - Barney's On Fire
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Mommy's Got A Migraine - 05 - White Guy
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Mommy's Got A Migraine - 06 - Mommy's Got A Migraine
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Mommy's Got A Migraine - 07 - Doughnut
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Mommy's Got A Migraine - 08 - Title Track
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Mommy's Got A Migraine - 09 - Hit Single
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Mommy's Got A Migraine - 10 - Song You Skip
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Mommy's Got A Migraine - 11 - Showoff Solo
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Mommy's Got A Migraine - 12 - Ballad
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Mommy's Got A Migraine - 13 - Filler
Lyrics
None Of The Above - Mommy's Got A Migraine - 14 - Depressing Song
Lyrics
None Of The Above - It Sucks - 01 - You All Suck
Lyrics
None Of The Above - It Sucks - 02 - 9 Inch Claws
Lyrics
None Of The Above - It Sucks - 03 - Running With Scissors
Lyrics
None Of The Above - It Sucks - 04 - I Need To Be On Mars
Lyrics
None Of The Above - It Sucks - 05 - Medley
Lyrics
None Of The Above - It Sucks - 06 - Bear With Me
None Of The Above - It Sucks - 07 - I May Already Be A Winner
Lyrics
None Of The Above - It Sucks - 08 - I Never Said I Loved You
Lyrics
None Of The Above - It Sucks - 09 - She Wants To Sell My Soul
Lyrics
None Of The Above - It Sucks - 10 - Video Game Acid Trip
None Of The Above - It Sucks - 11 - Stop That
Lyrics
None Of The Above - It Sucks - 12 - Booger
Lyrics
None Of The Above - It Sucks - 13 - Secret Message
Lyrics
None Of The Above - It Sucks - 14 - Booger (Alternate Take)
1995 - 1996 - Dreamcastles
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Dreamcastles - 01 - Grayhound
Originally written in 1990 by Mike, some singer dude, and myself. This version is much different, but I don't have a recording of the original anywhere.
Dreamcastles - 02 - Why'd you leave me here again
Kinda odd re-imaging of the original Tony/Kelly song. I changed it to 6/8 (for reasons?)
Dreamcastles - 03 - Music Box Clock
I like this song but have no idea why I made it play like a music box (again, for reasons?).
Dreamcastles - 04 - You'll Never Remember, I'll Never Forget
Tomatoe Potatoe song re-recorded with SC-88. I have forgotten what this is about.
Dreamcastles - 05 - Shadows Of Future Memories
Genesis "Second Home By The Sea called" and wants to talk about this one.
Dreamcastles - 06 - Anger Of Song
Phil Collins "Do You Know Do You Care" vibes
Dreamcastles - 07 - The Day I Should Have Done Anything Else
Really bizarre version of older Tony/Julie song. WTF is with that CLANK every 2 seconds. Clarinet? Really?
Dreamcastles - 08 - Love's Overbite
Kenny G's cover of Love's Bite?
Dreamcastles - 09 - The Unknown
I have no memory of writing this.
Dreamcastles - 10 - Q
For some reason I took all the piano centric songs and just layered strange sounds on them. Prime example of what not to do with a piano song.
Dreamcastles - 11 - Tasha Cat
Tasha was my first cat. I named the song Tasha Cat because we used to jokingly sing "TASHA CAT! THE KITTY CAT" along with the music.
Dreamcastles - 12 - You Really (And Still) Are The One
No Smurfing Zone song re-recorded with SC-88. Original was better.
Dreamcastles - 13 - You're Walking Backwards Yet Again
Tomatoe Potatoe song re-recorded with SC-88. Original was silly, unclear why I thought this needed to be re-recorded.
Dreamcastles - 14 - Castles Of Dreams
No Smurfing Zone song re-recorded with SC-88. Original was better, this one is just obnoxious.
1996 - Catthedd - 2005 Remixes
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Catthedd - Tales From The Litterbox - 00 - One Chord Song
Catthedd - Tales From The Litterbox - 01 - Doughnut
Catthedd - Tales From The Litterbox - 02 - I'm Telling You To Kill Yourself I Want Your Parents To Sue Me Later
Catthedd - Tales From The Litterbox - 03 - Ode To Boyer
Catthedd - Tales From The Litterbox - 04 - Barney's On Fire
Catthedd - Tales From The Litterbox - 05 - Mountain Dew
Catthedd - Tales From The Litterbox - 06 - My Loving Cat
Catthedd - Tales From The Litterbox - 07 - Little Bits Of Blue
Catthedd - Tales From The Litterbox - 08 - He Can't Fucking Solo
Catthedd - Tales From The Litterbox - 09 - jam1
1996 - Catthedd - Tales From The Litterbox
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Catthedd - Cassette - 01 - One Chord Song
Catthedd - Cassette - 02 - He Can't Fucking Solo
Catthedd - Cassette - 03 - Little Bits Of Blue
Catthedd - Cassette - 04 - Dontcha Wanna Fuck
Catthedd - Cassette - 05 - Mountain Dew
Catthedd - Cassette - 06 - Barney's On Fire
Catthedd - Cassette - 07 - Donut
Catthedd - Cassette - 08 - Ode To Boyer
Catthedd - Cassette - 09 - Dedbugh
Catthedd - Cassette - 10 - I May Already Be A Winner
Catthedd - Cassette - 11 - Yeah
Catthedd - Cassette - 12 - My Loving Cat
Catthedd - Cassette - 13 - Welcome To McDonalds
Catthedd - Cassette - 14 - DSC Commercial Cover
Catthedd - Cassette - 15 - Primus Sucks
Catthedd - Cassette - 16 - Party With The Dead
Catthedd - Cassette - 17 - The Big Box Song
Catthedd - Cassette - 18 - LOUD SOUND
Catthedd - Cassette - 19 - Barney's On Fire (Alt Version)
Catthedd - Cassette - 20 - Donut (Alt Version)
Catthedd - Cassette - 21 - My Loving Cat (Alt Version)
Catthedd - Cassette - 22 - Mountain Dew (Alt Version)
Catthedd - Cassette - 23 - I'm telling you to kill yourself
Catthedd - Cassette - 69 - Cuntry Music
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 01 - Running With Scissors
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 02 - Doughnut
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 03 - 9-Inch Claws
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 04 - Barney's On Fire
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 05 - I May Already Be A Winner
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 06 - My Loving Cat
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 07 - Tidal Wave
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 08 - Bad Idea
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 09 - Sonic Kills Mario
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 10 - Barforama
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 11 - Bored - CNN Junkie
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 12 - I'm God
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 13 - Mondays
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 14 - Hamster In Your Hair
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 15 - One Chord Song
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 16 - Little Bits Of Blue
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 17 - Cabbage Head
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 18 - Love Is A Lie
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 19 - Happy Face
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 20 - The Nethack Song
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 21 - I Need To Be On Mars
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 22 - Killer Station Wagon
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 23 - The Happy 50's Song
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 24 - Dr. Grumpus
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 25 - Ode To Boyer
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 26 - Slime Creatures From Outer Space (added 3rd harmony)
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 26 - Slime Creatures From Outer Space (original)
None Of The Above - HUH¿ - 27 - Tickle My Elmo
1996-2019 - DSC
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1996 - Ode To Boyer - Broadcast3
1996 - Ode to Boyer
1997 - 1053 Jingle
1997 - Rock 1053 Wake Up (Cover of someone elses jingle!)
2001 - DAAAAAVE
2001 - Do The Bromo
2001 - Ode To Boyer (Piano Version)
2001 - Ode To Boyer Redux (Piano Version)
2005 - He's A Flaming Homo Broadcast 2
2005 - He's A Flaming Homo Broadcast
2005 - He's A Flaming Homo
2005 - Jingle Contest Finish
2005 - Kimmie Jingle Broadcast
2005 - Kimmie Jingle
2005 - My Shelly Dunn Broadcast
2005 - My Shelly Dunn
2006 - 01 - Bromo Phone
2006 - 02 - KGB Idiot
2006 - 03 - The Chain (OVERLY LONG BORING VERSION)
2006 - 03 - The Chain (SHORT VERSION)
2006 - 03 - The Chain
2006 - 04 - Ride My Big Toe
2006 - 05 - Beatboxing
2006 - 06 - Dave Rickards
2006 - Bromo Phone - Broadcast
2006 - Dave Rickards Broadcast
2006 - KGB IDIOT broadcast
2006 - Ride My Big Toe Broadcast
2006 - The Chain Broadcast 1
2006 - The Chain Broadcast 2
2007 - 00 - Bolts White Boy Rap
2007 - 00a - Bolts Jingle Broadcast
2007 - 00b - Bolts White Boy Rap Broadcast
2007 - 01 - Can't Stop The Chargers
2007 - 01 - Chin Dong Time Broadcast
2007 - 02 - Chin Dong Time
2007 - 02 - Contest Announcement
2007 - 03 - (BIT) bromos_got_no_panties_on
2007 - 03 - bromos_got_no_panties_on
2007 - 03 - The Chin Dong Broadcast
2007 - 04 - (BIT) bromos_got_my_panties_on
2007 - 04 - bromos_got_my_panties_on
2007 - 04 - Short Timers Broadcast
2007 - 05 - Hey Emilito Broadcast
2007 - 05 - The Chin Dong
2007 - 06 - Contest Results
2007 - 06 - Short Timers
2007 - 07 - Hey Emilito
2007 - 07 - Who Wants Pie Broadcast
2007 - 08 - Shelly Dunn Day
2007 - 09 - Who Wants Pie
2008 - 01 - Mr Poopy Pants
2008 - 01a - Mr Poopy Pants Broadcast 1
2008 - 01b - Mr Poopy Pants Broadcast 2
2008 - 02 - Whacking Off - Broadcast
2008 - 02 - Whacking Off
2008 - 03 - Boyer is an unfunny guy - Broadcast
2008 - 03 - Boyer is an unfunny guy
2008 - 04 - Emily's Bloody Butt 1 Broadcast
2008 - 04 - Emily's Bloody Butt
2008 - 05 - Emily's Bloody Butt 2 Broadcast
2008 - 05 - He's A Homo After All
2008 - 06 - Boyer Man (acapella)
2008 - 06 - Boyer Man
2008 - 06 - He's A Homo After All Broadcast
2008 - 07 - Boyerman Broadcast
2008 - 07 - To-Jam - We Write The Jingles
2008 - 07 - We Write The Jingles Broadcast
2008 - 08 - To-Jam - God Bless The DSC
2008 - 09 - Ruth Girl (instrumental)
2008 - 09 - Ruth Girl
2008 - 10 - (BIT) Poopy Democracy
2008 - 10 - Poopy Democracy
2008 - 11 - Ruth Girl (MUSIC ONLY)
2009 - 01 - Kimmie Jingle (Ruth edited out)
2009 - 02 - Welcome Back Ruthie
2009 - 03 - Welcome Back Ruthie (alternate version, unaired)
2009 - 04 - Wrong Again, Naturally
2009 - 05 - The Dick
2009 - 06 - Tune Into It
2009 - 06 - TUNE_INTO_IT (early)
2009 - 06 - TUNE_INTO_IT (early2)
2009 - 07 - Defective (unaired - cussing)
2009 - 07 - Equipments Defective
2009 - 08 - 1-0-1-5-K-G-B
2010 - 00 - Fake Generic Test Jingle
2010 - 01 - DSC_ON_JACK
2010 - 01 - Let It DSC
2010 - 02 - KIMMIE_EDITED
2010 - 04 - Name Game
2010 - 05 - Mexican Leprechaun
2010 - 06 - Spank The Monkey
2010 - 07 - VITH
2011 - 01 - Welcome Back Shelly
2011 - 02 - Welcome Back Shelly - Alternate Ending
2011 - 03 - DSC_Ditty
2011 - 04 - Emily_got_back
2011 - 05 - JEEPS
2011 - 06 - Upper_Deckers
2011 - 07 - Little Miss Fishy Pants
2011 - 08 - Jack FM Idiot
2011 - 09 - Back In The Barrel
2011 - 10 - crackleback_girl
2011 - 11 - DSC Does Mars
2011 - 12 - Crackleback Girl
2011 - 12 - Dave Rickards (Tony Mason)
2011 - 12 - Dave Rickards (Ynot Nosam)
2011 - 13 - This Is ASNR Territory
2011 - 14 - Boyer's Ass
2011 - 15 - another_bit_bites_the_dust
2011 - Name Is Your Buzzer
2012 - 01 - emilitos_new_valentine
2012 - 03 - bitkilla
2012 - 03 - hansen
2012 - 04 - scissor_sisters_in_love
2012 - 04 - thanks_ruth
2012 - 05 - Goodbye Elaina
2013 - 01 - welcome_back_to_dsc
2013 - 02 - welcome_back_my_friend
2014 - 01 - DSC Epic
2015 - Emily Australia Munster Mash
2015 - Emily Australia Music
2018 - HALL OF FAME
2018 - It's The End of our show
2018 - Shelly's Goodbye (Now You Get The Hell Outta Here)
2019 - Not Doing Your Birthday
1997 - 2006 - Writers Block
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1997 - I'm Not Funny Anymore
I think at this time I was just plain out of ideas for "funny" songs.
2004 - Allergy Drugs
You can see the quality of the recording efforts was pretty awful.
2004 - Less Than Nothing
2004 - Nothing
Preview of the Tony Sound of the 2010's
2004 - Odd Todd Def Leppard Contest
At the time, "Odd Todd" was a famous web cartoonist making videos. At one point he held a contest to cover any Def Leppard song. I was at work and used a pair of headphones to record this. I submitted and he responded that this would have probably actually won, but he didn't want to take away from the others that put REAL effort into it. I did get a free Odd Todd mug out of it though.
2005 - Clean Your Room
Lyrics
This one was for the kids
2005 - Funky
ZR-76 I think
2005 - I'm alone when I'm with you
Re-recording of an old song from the cassette era.
2005 - Obnoxious Blues
Just flailing around for something, anything
2005 - Wozzy
2006 - another random weird zr76 recording
2006 - random weird zr 76 recording
2007 - Jam Master Jammin Tony Mason Remix
My attempt to recreate the hard rock "remix" of Jam Master Jammin by Run DMC. My guitar interface was picking up a ridiculous amount of interference, but it was actually kind of cool and I left it in.
2009 - I'm Still Not Funny Anymore (revised maybe)
This seems to be a re-recording attempt of the first song on this page. Drum beat changed and the instruments are a bit better.
2007 - 2008 - Dearth Of Marmalade
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None Of The Above - Dearth Of Marmalade - 01 - Songs That Don't Exist
Lyrics
The first song where I tried to actually write REAL lyrics. It's a bit all over the place, but it was a start. The song is about how I had all these goddamn songs and my mom never heard ANY of them. The people who heard it seems confused and taken aback by "lyrics?" so I didn't try again for a couple years.
None Of The Above - Dearth Of Marmalade - 02 - What Is This
I have no idea what this is.
None Of The Above - Dearth Of Marmalade - 03 - Last Night
None Of The Above - Dearth Of Marmalade - 04 - You Have Mail
None Of The Above - Dearth Of Marmalade - 05 - Garmin
Just making up titles at this point.
None Of The Above - Dearth Of Marmalade - 06 - Graydragon
None Of The Above - Dearth Of Marmalade - 07 - Anything
None Of The Above - Dearth Of Marmalade - 08 - Anything Else
Followup/continuation song to the one before this.
None Of The Above - Dearth Of Marmalade - 09 - Byebye
None Of The Above - Dearth Of Marmalade - 10 - Snow
None Of The Above - Dearth Of Marmalade - 11 - Home
This is one of the better things I ever wrote. I don't generally like my own stuff but... this one has "something".
2009 - Clever Album Title
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2009 - Clever Album Title - 01 - Sand
Lyrics
This song often got the reaction "Tony are you ok?"
2009 - Clever Album Title - 02 - Colorado
Lyrics
I could never find the correct solo for the ending. I tried about 5 different things, piano, strings, synth... never happy with any of them.
2009 - Clever Album Title - 03 - 97
I wanted to do a song with french horns like Comfortably Numb
2009 - Clever Album Title - 04 - Wherever
Really early instrumental kinda proggyish but not really.
2009 - Clever Album Title - 05 - Hold Music
The only thing this song is good for is hold music.
2009 - Clever Album Title - 06 - Dust
I don't really remember this one. Following my formula of "repeat the melody line over and over with different chords"
2009 - Clever Album Title - 07 - Falling
Re-recording of old Tony/Julie song that never really got completed. The original had esq-1 piano that just sounded like worse than a casio sk-1.
2009 - Clever Album Title - 08 - Full Circa
Also following my formula of "repeat the melody line over and over with different chords". This one was pretty good though. Circa was a band that happened after Yes and had some of their members in it.
2009 - Hiding Under The Covers
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Tony Mason - Hiding Under The Covers - 01 - Colorful (Verve Pipe)
Brian Vander Ark consistently blows me away.
Tony Mason - Hiding Under The Covers - 02 - September (Green Day)
Patty called this "Not your best effort". Urk
Tony Mason - Hiding Under The Covers - 03 - Girl and Her Horse (Carbon Leaf)
I was listening to a lot of Carbon Leaf around here
Tony Mason - Hiding Under The Covers - 04 - Bittersweet (King's X)
One of my favorite bands
Tony Mason - Hiding Under The Covers - 05 - Trogdor (Strong Bad)
I recorded this for Susan's kid Duncan
Tony Mason - Hiding Under The Covers - 06 - Long Division (Death Cab For Cutie)
I was listening to a lot of Death Cab around here as well
Tony Mason - Hiding Under The Covers - 07 - Lack Of Color (Death Cab For Cutie)
See above
Tony Mason - Hiding Under The Covers - 08 - Kathy's Song (Paul Simon)
This was on a best of and I really like the vocals here. I can't play guitar so any time I attempt a song with guitar I have to replace it with piano.
Tony Mason - Hiding Under The Covers - 09 - Touriquet (Evanesence and Richard Cheese)
This is a lot older than 2009, but I don't remember exactly when it was recorded. My cover of what Richard Cheese would sound like trying to cover Evanesence. (?)
2010 - Hit It Florian
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2010 - Hit It Florian - 01 - Dearth Of Marmalade
Title is referencing a joke by Dave, mimicing Boyer from DSC as he was complaining about the lack of jelly packets at Denny's. "There was a dearth, David! A DEARTH OF MARMALADE!" I really liked how that sounded.
2010 - Hit It Florian - 02 - Chase The Sun
In my opinion, this is the best thing I ever wrote. It is about my mom, and the plane trips back and forth to Michigan as I dealt with her dying. Getting through the last verse took (not kidding) about 3 dozen takes because I broke up while trying to sing it. This was as good as it was going to get.
2010 - Hit It Florian - 03 - Melody Moves Sideways
Instrumental. The string motif was a happy accident - it was supposed to be a clavinet, but I selected the wrong patch. Wow are the strings 100x better.
2011 - Hit It Florian - 04 - Cornered
Song about having a complete mental breakdown and being thrown into a pysch ward hold for 72 hours. I do not recommend.
2011 - Hit It Florian - 05 - Left Behind
Another cover of Jose Gonzales. I really like singing his stuff, my sinigng style has a lot in common with his.
2011 - Hit It Florian - 06 - The Last Rabbit
Instrumental
2011 - 2012 - Puppies and Kittens
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01 - caved
Echoes of Legends of Zelda dungeon music or something?
02 - futy
03 - float
04 - shwreck
Instrumental
05 - afterthought
Lyrics
Fry can't understand why Leela would go out with that idiot Chaz
06 - facade (dane drums)
Dane from Modern Frontier plays drums on Facade. I always loved this guy's overdrumming. Excellent!
07 - melody moves sideways (dane drums and vocals)
Dane from Modern Frontier wrote some lyrics for Melody Moves Sideways. He has as many issues as I do!
08 - not mine (elaina's)
Elaina from DSC posted a song she played piano and sang on. I liked it so remixed it. She came over with Boyer and recorded the vocals for it!
09 - comfortably numb (pink floyd)
Yeah another cover. Gawd. Stahp
10 - disconnect
Disconnect the damage done enough; embrace the blows and lonely lows. I disconnect I'm damaged stunned and numb embrace the blows and lonely lows.
- Pure Reason Revolution
- Pure Reason Revolution
11 - après_les_mots
12 - whatever
Lyrics
2012 - Remixes
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97 (remix)
chase the sun (remix)
colorado (remix)
dearth of marmalade (remix)
home (remix)
sand (remix)
songs that dont exist (remix)
2012 - Work In Progress
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01 - work in progress
Lyrics
More Ben Folds chanelling here. Vocals are pretty good here.
02 - everybodys dead
I don't remember what inspired this, whether it was DSC, some video game, or The Walking Dead. Maybe all of the above?
03 - avoidance
Friend of mine had two boyfriends going at the same time and couldn't choose which one to stay with (in the end, it was neither). Weird long solo sections. Stupid ending.
04 - run
This and the next 5 songs all went together as one big "concept". I don't know what about though. They all follow the "just make it up every 4 bars as you go along" formula.
05 - water
Experiments with chord changes
06 - jazz odyssey
Yes the bass line for Anyone Can Rap is there.
07 - in the distance
Something is in the distance?
08 - closer yet
Something is closer yet?
2013 - 2019 - Duck
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Duck - 01 - insomnia
Duck - 02 - 27mg
I started VERY slowly weaning off Cymbalta here as it was killing the creativity. The first step was to go from 30mg to 27.
Duck - 03 - There was no Atari (W Jorge V)
Lyrics
Jorge sent me the drum track and I wrote the song around it. This is a mostly true story. One year I got a note for Christmas that my parents had ordered me an "Odyssey 2" (I really wanted an Atari, and it works better lyrically). Fast forward 6 months and my dad coming home drunk with a used Odyssey 1 video game instead which was essentially pong. Demanded I hook it up at 2am and play it right then and there. Good times. Ironically, this system is rare and valuable now, but at the time I was just utterly devastated. Eventually I bought my own fucking Atari 2600.
Duck - 04 - Caturday (W Jorge V)
Another song with Jorge kicking ass on drums. I was experimenting with VST guitar sounds here.
Duck - 05 - stop-405
On our way back from seeing a concert in LA, Chris and I got stuck in a godawful traffic jam at 1am on the 407 in LA. We got home around 4am.
Duck - 06 - file_not_found
Very weird time/beat on this.
Duck - 07 - reed_alert
Look Chris I can write something heavy and proggy oh wait no I can't.
Duck - 08 - Pink Fraud Wish You Were Animals (W Jorge V)
Just a jam with me and Jorge where I rip off Pink Floyd in many ways.
Duck - 09 - mio2
Patty: "Did you call the song MIO because you are drinking water with Mio flavoring?"
Tony: "....yes"
Tony: "....yes"
Duck - 10 - light
Duck - 11 - surfer
A friend asked me to write a song so she could write the lyrics. After a few years I gave up and just went with it as is.
Duck - 12 - then
Rewrite of "Then Along Came You" early Tony/Kelly
Duck - 13 - futures (jose gonzales cover)
I like this song a lot but hate the ending on the original song which is just kinda noise. Tried to come up with something else.
Duck - 14 - this is weird
Ya know, it really is! WTF
Duck - 15 - ballast
Throwing off the dead weight
Duck - 16 - left behind (jose gonzales cover)
Another song of his I really like.
Duck - 17 - get in the car
Mostly stream of consciousness writing
Duck - 18 - interesting year
It amuses me now that 2019 was an "interesting year". It sucked, but 2020 was worse, 2021 was even worse and now 2022 is worse to the point that I worry that writing all these notes is moot because humanity is really intent on destroying itself. It is sad that I think that maybe it is for the best. We sure fucked things up.
2013 - Catthedd Jam Sessions
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2013 - 01_old and fat
2013 - 02
2020 - Hired Sticks
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2011 - 97 (Dane Raicot)
2011 - Melody Moves Sideways (Dane Raicot)
2020 - Colorado (Fiver Drummer)
2020 - Facade (Fiver Drummer)
2020 - Run (Fiver Drummer)
2020 - Surfer (Fiver Drummer)
2020 - Recordings
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facebook 01 - random noodling
Video
testing 123
facebook 02 - home
Video
guest drummer version
facebook 03 - 97
Video
guest drummer version
facebook 04 - run
Video
guest drummer version
facebook 05 - falling asleep at a red light
Video
aka insonmia
facebook 06 - work in progress
Video
facebook 07 - facade
Video
guest drummer version
facebook 08 - same as yesterday aka dearth of marmalade
Video
I suck at lyrics
facebook 09 - surfer
Video
guest drummer version. Since I never had full lyrics, I just play the melody on piano here
facebook 10 - avoidance
Video
Wow I changed the solo section to something really odd
2021 - Catthedd Jam Sessions
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2020-05 01_wenis
2020-05 02_no_vocals
2020-05 03_chair
2020-05 04_the synth enters
2020-05 05_off the rails
2020-05 06_cat_blanket
2020-05 07_a lot of noise and rhodes
2020-05 08_testicle
2020-05 09_ballad
2020-05 10_piss
2020-05 11_pepsi
2020-05 12_slow agonizing death
2020-05 13_video_essay
2020-05 14_abc
2020-07 - 01 welcome_to_amerika
2020-07 - 02 drinking_my_beer_with_a_straw
2021 - Recordings
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2021 - Bertie
Trying to sound like a song that might fit on Tuca and Bertie
2021 - Music Box Clock redo kinda
Old song retooled with less instruments
2021 - Soundfont Experiment
Screwing around with the soundfonts from Undertale
2021 - Songtober
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10_01_21 Snowy Undertail
Piano Improv
10_02_21 Some looped BS
Loop Stacking/Ambient
10_03_21 Porn from the 5th dimension
Synth Funk Weirdness
10_05_21 oingo boingo song
Old synth song ala Oingo Bongo
10_06_21 March Of The Objects In The Rear View Mirror
Orchestral Arrangement Improv
10_07_21 Stairway to ... Somewhere
VERY Weird Cover
10_08_21 chirp
8-bit Chiptune
10_09_21 damn these shrooms are a trip
Ambient Improv (on shrooms)
10_10_21 Some old song from a long time ago
Old song Piano
10_11_21 Still
Electric Piano Improv
10_12_21 Tony at age 8
Ambient Chordness
10_13_21 Monopoly Improv Beeps and Boops in 3 4 5
Electronic
10_14_21 5 of 7 would listen again
Mellow Groove
10_15_21 please hold
Sounds like Hold Music
10_16_21 Travel Through Time With My Family
Old song ala TMBG
10_17_21 Don_t Tell Me Goodbye
Old Piano Song
10_18_21 wander
Ambient Improv
10_19_21 When you run out of ideas
Ambient/Electronic Improv Groove
10_20_20 tomorrow tomorrow (Elliott Smith Cover)
Straight Up Cover
10_22_21 Catthedd - Grasping At Straws
Cannot Categorize This
10_23_21 Phonin_ It In
Wurlitzer Funky Jam
10_24_21 I AM AN X-WING FIGHTER
Electronic (?) Loop
10_25_21 rain
Experimental Ambient
10_26_21 woop
Weird Synth Groove
10_27_21 another old song on piano
Piano
10_28_21 downwyrd
Dark Ambient Piano/Strings
10_29_21 one crack please
Bitcrush Noise Groove Thing
10_30_21 sunlit
Old Song Idea Piano/Guitar/Drums
10_31_21 Goodbye (Bo Burnham Cover)
Cover with some interesting alterations
2022 - Songtober
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10-1
10-10
10-11
10-12
10-13
10-14
10-15
10-16
10-17
10-18
10-19
10-2
10-3
10-4
10-5
10-6
10-7
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10-9
2023-2025 - Just stuff
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01 - there was an attempt
02 - to blow the dust off
03 - which failed miserably
04 - scattering everything
05 - to the four winds BUT
06 - it revealed the hidden secret underneath
07 - a simple beauty that had been there all along
08 - while the cat danced
09 - around in circles
10 - until the photo fell shattering
11 - memories of lost dreams
12 - and echoes of paths long forgotten
13 - but then along came something
14 - BASS SOLO
15 - mercifully short
16 - but with a secret backwards message
17 - winding through the maze inside
18 - an internal monologue
19 - with days that passed like trains
20 - and nothing beyond
21 - just breathe
22 - the same as any other day
23 - stop stop stopstopstopstopstop
24 - forgive yourself
25 - leave the whirlwhind (take the cannoli)
26 - and float away
27 - to the end
28 - the end of what exactly
29 - who knows just roll it
30 - as all things good and bad
31 - will be forgotten